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HE'S MY TYPE...

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
He's my type because:
1.Geeky glasses never looked so good
2.He makes the bored look so cool
3. His clumsiness,lack of coordination is just too cute
4. His the geek with the freaky thoughts...about his math teacher


MADTRAXX
He's my type ecause;
1. His swag speaks for itself
2. Chubby is always huggable
3.Ita waiter is now famous..talk about making the local global
4. He's the big guy with foody thoughts...eating chocolate from the firm tummy of his girlfriend...irony..tisk tisk..



TERRENCE J
He's my type because:
1. Real definition of hoootttt!!
2. Swagger on a hundred thousand trillion.
3. Great voice.
4. He's the guy with thoughts of...making it big in the movie scene..a bit boring there not quite sure..I wana be your all..


OCTOPIZZO
He's my type because:
1.He's the ghetto star
2. Go to guy when you need someone to fix another guy
3. Knows the tricks in the hustle game
4. He'll lenga you now coz before the fame,..he never existed to you..shame shame..


KIRKO BANGZ
1.Epitome of cute,with and without glasses
2.Nice and slow swag
3. New in the game and I'll drink whatever his taking..drank in my cup..yup yup...

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