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New Year, New Things....Kid yourself all you want

Another year, take a deep breath and tell yourself that you have a new slate. You can right all the wrongs you made and be the best that you can be.Now, please throw away that Self-Help Book, 'How to be a Happier You' and kindly pinch yourself back to reality. You know you surprise me at times, you actually think that a new year is like a rebirth(a new you my toe!). You send motivational messages, sweet and kind words of how lucky you are to be friends. The endless calls and the midnight call you make to that special someone, hugs and kisses..blah blah blah. Huurrrrlll!!! Spare me. Lets face it you have another 12 months to do what you do best...and that is make mistakes, end relationships and friendships, make a poor business decision and be stuck in the same dead end job. Aaawww, I'm giving it to you easy, believe me. You have twelve months to look back at your life and say, damn it! I should have, I would have...well coulda woulda shoulda.... You know its no wonder...
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THIS IS THE TRICKY PART....

 This is a post for the fresh graduate soon to be intern.... I recently sat down with a friend over a bucket of wings.The festive season demanded so. We went on and on about how good it felt to complete school.We rumbled on in between chews,bites and hard swallows on how bad the system was to us. . * and my mind wondered off . *. ..from the teachers that seemed to be mental cases from Mathare with their diabolical and sadistic punishments.The fatal beatings we got to the rare moments we enjoyed outside the really high school gates....(it was always high like we were in prison,though we did refer to it as so). What about the random assessments,weekly revisions,Multiple choice questions?Yuck!!I hated my life..My only solace was the drama club,I would have joined other clubs but I wasn't cool enough.Drama club was a hiding place where my imagination could run wild and the one place I could meet someone beyond the gate,,this being my drama coach...For others it was sports an...

Random thoughts about time

I have a timetable at school that I follow strictly, an organizer with short quotes at the bottom of every page just to have that daily dose of intellectual stimulation, sticky notes on my laptop,wall and course texts...the to do list that never seems to end...O.k so what if I'm a type A.These are the type of people who are overtly active, aggressive,outgoing and most likely to get managerial posts since they make good leaders.On the flip side they are most likely to suffer from stress related illnesses and research shows that most strokes occur among type A personalities.......So yea,i suffer from mild insomnia when I undertake a project whether at school or home and the loss of appetite after a long day and damn those stupid pimples that attack the gap between my brows.Talk about a headlight.In this case it would be glowing red... (I digress ) Even with such great disadvantages of being active every minute of every day,the joy of getting anything done on time or earlier to som...

THANK YOU..YEA YOU...

It was around the same time last year that I sat to write my first post on this blog.It was after a lot of editting on my notepad that I settled to write the short piece about beginnings on the 23rd of November 2011.I was nervous,I din quite know what to write and if anyone out there would take the time to read and post their comments. I had the confidence the size of a mustard seed,,even when the post ended with a big haloo to the blogging world.I anxiously waited for the response and then you happened.You took the time,read each post,one post turned to three,from 100 views to 400 and so many more and with time you started inboxing asking when the next post would be... I thank you my followers,you understand me,i've let you in to my space,a place where you know im being genuine.For this,I will try as hard as possible to grow in my writing,to express myself better and sometimes make you laugh,maybe cry,angry,and even diss me....all in all,you're here with...

TIRED OF TRYING....GIRLS' EDITION

Ever since creation man and woman have tried to understand each other.Trying to figure out what the other should be doing, how they should behave and who is the 'leader'..i use that term loosely..As always i researched on the internet and more than a million results popped up on Google..from research done by Cosmo Mag to the static journals of psychologists debating that the this conundrum can only be solved by the mutual understanding of the two..what utter nonsense...So i turned to a simpler book which in my view has all the answers..The woman shall be a companion and a helper....the man should love his wife as Christ loved the church..How simple you can't argue with that...I'm not doubting this statements..but here's where companionship and all things about helping become a tad bit difficult. This is a list of all the types of men that will never ever experience:mutual understanding,companionship,true love or the great help from a woman.... 1 .THE LEACH :Thi...

YAAAAWWWWNNN: BOOBS,BUMS AND BONERS

 "Sweeeeet!",is what the young boy said as I passed by my regular local with a friend.I thought he'd lost his damn mind coz he couldn't have been more than eighteen...but there he was ogling as if he'd seen...well he'd seen something.I wasn't the object of his desire I might as well have been invisible as he proceeded to wink at my friend and make a gesture that hinted on carrying a heavy load considering his up and down movemnt of his arms..but the grin on his face....what about the howl he let out once he was behind us...? So if by now you have no idea as to what Im talking about, ask for assistance.....the person sitted next to you perhaps?:-)  So we proceeded to sit down and scan through the menu when I notice the waiter briskly walking towards us with what seemed to be a note.. ."You are a blessing to mankind" is what it said..obviously it was my friend's and suddenly there was something stuck in  my throat and it tasted more like ...

WHY I WILL CONTINUE TO VISIT THIS PORN SITE

So what if I log in every twenty minutes atleast im not as bad as my pal who is always logged on..even with the current ridiculous tariffs...I log on in the middle of a boring lecture,a boring conversation, a boring stroll, a boring coffee date,a boring movie and the occasional not so boring profile stalking of my crush....heheheheee..see how I made you think it was a long list of boring when it really wasn't....I apologize for thy digression. I may have a logical understanding of being addicted to the nude pictures or clips of another human being but to do it for pleasure I may not fully understand. Gone are the days of gutter press magazines using sexually explicit stories to sell..now there is sex labelled on everything and I mean everything.. Ok so Im not well endowed with the knowledge on addictions especially sexual ones but it seems a long list of my Facebook friends especially men know it all to well.Where did I get my stats from?easy..I stumbled on a page not ...