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RANDOM THOUGHTS about thoughts

The start of everything new is as exciting as sky diving.(well for the luck of a better activity in mind). An endeavour I have put on hold for the mere reason that I am dead scared of heights but hey, I will get through it with a bottle of jack and endless recitation of a mantra. Maybe something like "I will live to see another day"or something like " My husband is a doctor"..lol!! Its just like thoughts, we change how we think. Surely,if your thought patterns haven't changed since you started feeling shy around 'him'..You Have a problem!
 So  the other day  I was joking with a pal saying how I am a caption writer. you know the kind. No? Well then, Im the type that thinks in short form statements.I see something and just like movies, a short statement at the bottom of the screen appears. It could be five words long.( It has never been longer)...
 I know, I guess Homer Simpsons would say thats stupid and proceed on to ask his son Burt to laugh with him.. I wish had a clip for that D'OW!!.
The thought of knowing what type of thinker one is intriguing. 
I have friends that slowly express the details of a story, encounter,experience, person, crush yaawwwnnn..
 Enter the dramatic thinker.
Its most likely to be a gurl,yapping away on anything and everything but ive noticed with concern she is not going to stop if you sit down next to her and lend an ear.
What to do?Run,fake epilespsy, anything..you're bright enough.Just get her to stop!
Here comes the whisperer thinker, ill jus call them that,(sounds very analytical). This is the type that thinks of stuff and will eventually express it in a whisper. Yes,it is mostly a male and most of these whispered comments are perverted. Conjured up from the pits of hell.Stay away but if you need to feel like the 'sick princess' you are, aaahh, go ahead and just listen to how good your buns look.
Random thoughts as it just hits me,, I might be a caption thinker but I damn right can write.
HALLLO BLOGGING WORLD!!!  

Comments

  1. Single Unsingle24 November 2011 at 03:13

    Yaaaaay! 1st comment is from yours truly oh caption queen (they can make or break a picture. Ask Daily Nation. For real)

    Smart piece.

    Keep blogging :)

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