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TIRED OF TRYING....GIRLS' EDITION

Ever since creation man and woman have tried to understand each other.Trying to figure out what the other should be doing, how they should behave and who is the 'leader'..i use that term loosely..As always i researched on the internet and more than a million results popped up on Google..from research done by Cosmo Mag to the static journals of psychologists debating that the this conundrum can only be solved by the mutual understanding of the two..what utter nonsense...So i turned to a simpler book which in my view has all the answers..The woman shall be a companion and a helper....the man should love his wife as Christ loved the church..How simple you can't argue with that...I'm not doubting this statements..but here's where companionship and all things about helping become a tad bit difficult. This is a list of all the types of men that will never ever experience:mutual understanding,companionship,true love or the great help from a woman.... 1 .THE LEACH :Thi...

YAAAAWWWWNNN: BOOBS,BUMS AND BONERS

 "Sweeeeet!",is what the young boy said as I passed by my regular local with a friend.I thought he'd lost his damn mind coz he couldn't have been more than eighteen...but there he was ogling as if he'd seen...well he'd seen something.I wasn't the object of his desire I might as well have been invisible as he proceeded to wink at my friend and make a gesture that hinted on carrying a heavy load considering his up and down movemnt of his arms..but the grin on his face....what about the howl he let out once he was behind us...? So if by now you have no idea as to what Im talking about, ask for assistance.....the person sitted next to you perhaps?:-)  So we proceeded to sit down and scan through the menu when I notice the waiter briskly walking towards us with what seemed to be a note.. ."You are a blessing to mankind" is what it said..obviously it was my friend's and suddenly there was something stuck in  my throat and it tasted more like ...